Any stories of things you have done or heard of which is funny ,brainy ,or any lies you’ve told to escape situations… anything?
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Any stories of things you have done or heard of which is funny ,brainy ,or any lies you’ve told to escape situations… anything?
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For anybody who remembers the film Ra.one,the one with SRK.I once sold a CD to a kid for Rs.20 of movie “Ra.Two” which was suppose to the sequel of Ra.One. Still my greatest heist.
Once at the government office , auta document milena and it was very crucial , the problem was ,document engineer lai banaunu parthiyo. Engineer manena , paisa dinxu vanda ni manena , it was last day for the customer, uhh voli bidesh jana parthiyo , office ko hakim ni manena , document vayo hunxa natara kunai case ma hudaina vanyo , then I steeped up , though i work in a public service company i was beast in making fake docs. And i was a pro at photoshop , then i make exact letter head format , i printed in offset press and i copy and paste ij excact form with exact same stamp and signature. After I showed my senior he was surprised. His face was surprised but happy , then i presented in office and finally without saying a word . The hakim signatured it and kam vayo . After that incident our manager used to tell me , you should establish your own fraud company.
Maila 11 class ko admission ko bela science lai major subject select gareko tha.
I once scammed a lot of money from a guy by convincing him I would double his money in 25 days.
Pahilai hami gau mai huda kahile kahi badar dhapaunu parthyo ani ekdin testai badar dhapauda mathi bata thulo dhunga dhaleko tala manche le bari ma kam gardai raichan.Tyo dhunga kya thulo thiyo tesle kasailai lageva tyo manche sure marthyk dhanna kei vayena.Ani school bata ghar farkida tyo school bus ma bag ko fita haru criss-cross garaidini,bag lai seat mai badhdinu garthey.
Haha, School ma 4 5 Grade tira sathi haru le kya dami dami pen haru lerauthe. Ma chai jhyap handinthe. Malai tyo steel ko fountain pen haru kya mann parthyo. Dad ko pocket bata paisa chorera ni tyo pen haru kinya xu.
School KO CCTV lai mathi farkayera, staff room Bata mithai, wrestling ko card Haru, jun chai teacher Haru le students Bata khosera rakhnu vako thiyo, tyo sabai choreko, ma eklai le gareko chai haina.
Well I was one of the most fatah kids in the school I mostly used to escape situations because of brilliant academic and sports records…..
There are many such incidents here is the top story.. : so, in our school our fab Vice principal left the school and the English teacher was made the Vp.. So he started imposing new rules.. Like shoes polished or not hair combed, dress ironed, copy covered but the biggest was we have to talk in English only in the school premises and if we are caught speaking nepali 5 rupees will be fined.. He was appointed a english monitor in each class who check this only and collect money. Also, He used to do random checks during class and tiffin time… I had a habit of talking to my friends in my mother tongue, not even nepali.. So I got fined many times.. And one day that fucker caught me not speaking English 3 different times in a day and 3rd time he slapped me and beat me badly…
So, I had enough of this bs rule.. And I decided to take revenge from this teacher…. The teacher had glued papers on school walls which stated ” SPEAK IN ENGLISH ONLY”.. So I along with my friends decided to pee on all the papers.. Since the papers were on some heights we even used a ladder to pee on them lol.. Then we printed our own slogan on a paper and glued it on the vp office door . The slogans were ” अंगरेज को दलाल, अंगरेजी नियम मुर्दाबाद मुर्दाबाद ” Lol…..
The next day we went to school expecting thulo ho halla. But surprisingly there was none.. There might be an internal investigation going on.. But everyone noticed the Speak in English papers gone.. Lol this had become the talking point of the school… Gladly none of us got caught.. ( we were in class 6 so that might be the reason we were not usual suspects)…
This really had an effect and though the rules were not removed but were relaxed to some extent .. But I still was not satisfied with this and wanted revenge for the beating.. So next I mixed sand and chewing gum and put that big lump in the exhaust pipe of his motorcycle.. Lol I don’t know what happened next….. I didn’t do any such things to him after this.
Gladly that teacher left the school after 6 months because he got a sarkari jagir..
Chhimeki ko ma gaye Jo sanga sambandha teti ramro thiyena
Achaar to dabba raichha bahira raakhya
Tei dabba ma 3-4 drop mutdiye….dher bhayo bhaney thapauchhan bhanera….hehe
While i was on grade 9 i poked pencil in my math teachers butt and gave the pencil to my friend on the back who had literally no idea of anything. More fun part is he got into the principal office being the casedoer and got suspended for 7 days….
Baba ko paisa choreko thiye gudiya wala gun kinna. 50 vane thiyo tei din nai bigriyo feri aarko din 50 jaap hane.
bruh when i was like in grade 2 or 3 tyo sharpener ko blade bachera nikalthe ani i destroyed school ko board dui xoti first ma teacher haru le gali gare ani principal nai ayera warning dida chai daar layera garnai xode.
tara feri kei na kei ta garna man layo ani yeuta chuchoo teacher ko bike ko seat nai chatdiyeko thye😂
i really do regret it ngl but teti khera last ramailo feel bhatyo💀
Bachha bela maa tundikhel maa gayera winter time maa, side side maa palairako ghaas haru badhdine. Ani joggers haru ko lagi trap! Ko chai ladcha aba vanera para bata herera basthiye sathi haru sanga. Ekdin euta uncle le hamlai puraa tundikhel vari lakhetethyo, tyaha dekhi kailei gariyena testo kaam. Still a good memory.
it was during exams, had a senior on the same bench who was always bothering me . I was a good student he knew that ani was always asking me his questions, disturbed me a lot j. Ani one exam day, when he stood for extra sheet, I bent down pretending to search for a eraser with my other hand holding a compass straight.
The guy sat on that and screamed, I used my good reputation to convince invigilator it was just a simple mistake but now you know it wasn’t. kahele kai samjhida ali regret lagxa shouldn’t have done that but it is what it is.
Yo chai ma dherai sano vako bela ko kura ho hai. 7 barsa jati the hola thyakka karan chain birse tara ma buwa sanga ekdam risako the ani rish kai bela kaichi vete ani buwa ko naya suit thyo tyo suit kati diye. I still sometime think what was i thinking doing that lol.
Bhale jhundera maro tesko kirya garnu paro vanera goan vari ma kukhurika gardai poiso(rs. 155) uthara madhu now bhola and sweet supari khako. 😁 😁
nice try nepal police