During a robbery in Zimbabwe, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.” Everyone in the bank lay down quietly. This is called the “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!” This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.” The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!” This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”. This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavourable situation to your advantage! The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a robbery every month.” This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!” This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!” The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery. This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!
So who are the real robbers here?
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Trick question. You are the real robber for robbing our time
Smash, next question?
This is like the FWD FWD FWD posts we used to get over email in the past. Now these kinds of posts are forwarded by old uncles on WhatsApp
DAMN BRO!!!!!
You summarized Nepal’s last 20 years in one post.
Felt good reading, keep posting
Insta reels ko knowledge Reddit ma post garna Kam lairaxa
Neta haru
Sir this is Shandar momo
Lol, why put Zimbabwe here? It’s currency is worth shit. Robbers risked their life for apparently only 15 lakhs NPR each.
The younger would have more money if he didnt study MBA. This is called “bad market evaluation”.
Nice question, please never ask again.jk.
I can’t believe r/Nepal admin allowed this post to remain for this long.
robber ta tei dui jana daju bhai ho XD aru le ta embezzle gareko ho opportunity ko faida uhtako (my pov)
Waste… lol
Everybody except normal civilians
The supervisor and bank manager and the police who couldnt investigate.
double it and give it to the next person
Who is 48–you or your mother?
Bank manger: however the whole system is ecosystem of robbery and interdependencies so it’s a vicious cycle where everybody is robber due to interconnection.